Horoscope - What is your appliance
filed in Agimia Stuff on Jan.01, 2009
Aries: / You iron
Since parties often think that all you have is very very smooth. But only you know how to account for temperature incandesce to create the effect of the “smooth” sliding. One can only envy that perseverance and dedication with which you otutyuzhivaete to the desired state of this reality, you often myatuyu and the ugly. But as it transforms after your intervention, Mount skomkannogo material becomes akkuatnoy svezhevyglazhennoy pile. This world would have been much better if these converters for the better has more!
Since parties often think that all you have is very very smooth. But only you know how to account for temperature incandesce to create the effect of the “smooth” sliding. One can only envy that perseverance and dedication with which you otutyuzhivaete to the desired state of this reality, you often myatuyu and the ugly. But as it transforms after your intervention, Mount skomkannogo material becomes akkuatnoy svezhevyglazhennoy pile. This world would have been much better if these converters for the better has more!
Taurus: / You kettle
If it was a furniture horoscope, you no doubt would have been couch-reliable, solid, but you can always rely on. But you have a kettle, do not look bad, we have it’s my own. You, as a samovar, always at the head table, all around you is spinning. Tea all for ten times in the day like, and all of you. Cups of all small and empty, but you are big and full, here and fill the void sense, the law of nature, so to speak. Moreover, all under the cover norovyat look, do not understand that water is not zakipit before it zakipit. The idea, in general, nehitraya, but the other seven cups of tea must pour before they dodumayutsya. You certainly do not mind, but the water in a kettle do need to add on time, and then spiral burned.
Gemini: / You computers
And to complete: the processor and you have a clever and clear display and ergonomic keyboard. You capacity and process complex information, which has such a problem, but to put it, a mouse. A computer without a mouse-samotsennaya system, but it is impossible to use it. The mouse is an approach to the computer. Actually, of course, any votknut poor and ill-used, but your system faster and better respond to the delicate optical management.
Cancer: / you have a gas cooker
About-to-very good cooker. All feed, supplies, ensure all man, all worried about, everything in your house vertitsya around you. As you all the warmth and emotional, but sometimes you have to ask: “Well it was all Peck and Peck, a live-when?”. And here are your own answer: “I plate, and because Peccoud, share it, my whole life on the farm” Sometimes you start to smoke heavily, and this is a serious challenge for everyone, including you. In fact, everything is not so well, you just extract a “must needs be to sit down, and this is not a whim, this is the need for you and to others.
Leo: / you have a vacuum cleaner
You overshadows all the sounds of the world, compared with you all the other quiet and modest. Powerful jets of fresh air and dust smetaete routine, you can whip up a swamp, to paint all around the bright colors. You bunch focused energy, and can very much involved in this rapid cycling, including the fact that you do not need. You with the same enthusiasm taking any case, whether the size of a pin and a cupboard. Learn to not upset that can not be dragged into a closet, it is better to think: you need it?
You overshadows all the sounds of the world, compared with you all the other quiet and modest. Powerful jets of fresh air and dust smetaete routine, you can whip up a swamp, to paint all around the bright colors. You bunch focused energy, and can very much involved in this rapid cycling, including the fact that you do not need. You with the same enthusiasm taking any case, whether the size of a pin and a cupboard. Learn to not upset that can not be dragged into a closet, it is better to think: you need it?
Virgo: / You video
Carefully look at the world, all the notice and record, and issues in the analyzed digital form. Yes, it’s smart priborchik, but wrong to think that it captures only what is happening. Oh, no! Sensitive optical camera capable of the most wonderful way to change reality, both for the better or for the worse. There are people who do not like video and absolutely does not want to shoot beautiful, but there are others and they schastlivtsy. If people love the camera, then at least two accounts would make a star.
Carefully look at the world, all the notice and record, and issues in the analyzed digital form. Yes, it’s smart priborchik, but wrong to think that it captures only what is happening. Oh, no! Sensitive optical camera capable of the most wonderful way to change reality, both for the better or for the worse. There are people who do not like video and absolutely does not want to shoot beautiful, but there are others and they schastlivtsy. If people love the camera, then at least two accounts would make a star.
Weight: / You radio
Tongue boringly banal show the number of kilograms, much more fun to wander on the frequencies of FM-stations. There is a vast world in your field, but the feelings, thoughts, and the melodies he holds. And how is difficult to choose just one station. And it is necessary to choose, because your throwing between frequencies accompanied zhutkim noise and crash. On the other hand, it is better for five minutes and then potreschat good music sluschat, but it is always useful. You are loved, you are brighter and sharper, the joy of a full and unbridled fun, even grieve with you better.
Tongue boringly banal show the number of kilograms, much more fun to wander on the frequencies of FM-stations. There is a vast world in your field, but the feelings, thoughts, and the melodies he holds. And how is difficult to choose just one station. And it is necessary to choose, because your throwing between frequencies accompanied zhutkim noise and crash. On the other hand, it is better for five minutes and then potreschat good music sluschat, but it is always useful. You are loved, you are brighter and sharper, the joy of a full and unbridled fun, even grieve with you better.
Scorpio: / You combine
Capable of fluff and dust iskroshit anything, resistance is useless, because you “meat” everything except the concrete. You want real power over the world and understand that without the destructive force to achieve it Nobody has ever accomplished. This is a device of this world: there are creative ways to stage the destruction and creation is the second part of your life, and the second stage of cooking dishes nashinkovannyh, nastrugannyh, perekruchennyh kombaynom ingredients.
Capable of fluff and dust iskroshit anything, resistance is useless, because you “meat” everything except the concrete. You want real power over the world and understand that without the destructive force to achieve it Nobody has ever accomplished. This is a device of this world: there are creative ways to stage the destruction and creation is the second part of your life, and the second stage of cooking dishes nashinkovannyh, nastrugannyh, perekruchennyh kombaynom ingredients.
Sagittarius: / You TV
And not just because you’re just like a TV emitted heat and light from within. Above all, you generously share with others all that you have. You give yourself to people. But, truth be told, does not make people good, do not see the evil. People may curse you, and be a source of troubles. You tell them that only reflects the real picture of the world, but in response hear that everything is happening on the contrary, the world is created in the image and likeness of what you are displaying. Who is right, those who are governed? Perhaps only you know the truth.
And not just because you’re just like a TV emitted heat and light from within. Above all, you generously share with others all that you have. You give yourself to people. But, truth be told, does not make people good, do not see the evil. People may curse you, and be a source of troubles. You tell them that only reflects the real picture of the world, but in response hear that everything is happening on the contrary, the world is created in the image and likeness of what you are displaying. Who is right, those who are governed? Perhaps only you know the truth.
Capricorn: / You refrigerator
An important and fundamental, a key figure not only in the kitchen, but throughout the house. You though the refrigerator and warms the soul. Unflappable and strong in your mind is hard to guess that you have inside. And there, you know, the hazel grouse with pineapple, then a pair of withered apple, if not empty. In the case of the refrigerator more than ever, just a philosophical phrase Carlson: “There’s nothing here and nothing ever will be, if you do not put it here.”
An important and fundamental, a key figure not only in the kitchen, but throughout the house. You though the refrigerator and warms the soul. Unflappable and strong in your mind is hard to guess that you have inside. And there, you know, the hazel grouse with pineapple, then a pair of withered apple, if not empty. In the case of the refrigerator more than ever, just a philosophical phrase Carlson: “There’s nothing here and nothing ever will be, if you do not put it here.”
Aquarius: / you have a washing machine
Not because of a washing machine also reinforces, but because with the same seriousness and skurpuleznostyu approach to any case in which you “charge”. This dotoshnost multiplied by the strength of your character, can only make a strong material, cloth potonshe you can tear up to a thread. Try to contain your head, manage themselves, there are already clear, and you poloschete and poloschete. Learn how to choose the program you want, on occasion, use short-cycle mode, or a delicate wash.
Not because of a washing machine also reinforces, but because with the same seriousness and skurpuleznostyu approach to any case in which you “charge”. This dotoshnost multiplied by the strength of your character, can only make a strong material, cloth potonshe you can tear up to a thread. Try to contain your head, manage themselves, there are already clear, and you poloschete and poloschete. Learn how to choose the program you want, on occasion, use short-cycle mode, or a delicate wash.
Pisces: / you have cell phones
You just like the cellular handset, the first vzgyad calm and no touching, lying somewhere in the corner, but only until you begin to “call.” In switched mode, you passed through a huge amount of information, including excessive, unnecessary. But as you phone, you often can not choose with whom to talk. Very quickly discharged and the need to connect to the battery. But you, like cellular phones, and continuously improve in every new stage in your life, enter the new model line.
You just like the cellular handset, the first vzgyad calm and no touching, lying somewhere in the corner, but only until you begin to “call.” In switched mode, you passed through a huge amount of information, including excessive, unnecessary. But as you phone, you often can not choose with whom to talk. Very quickly discharged and the need to connect to the battery. But you, like cellular phones, and continuously improve in every new stage in your life, enter the new model line.
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